Boston gays in 1773: OMG YAAAAAAASSSS, spill that tea HUNTY!!!!

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

(via paradoxlng)

annavonsyfert:


heck yea I did

annavonsyfert:

heck yea I did

(via sleepingdeath)

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(via cake-patronus)

you: mm babe suck on my toes
me:
me: my mama said i gotta come home right now immediately
true as fuck zodiac
aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
gemini: crayola as fuck
cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
leo: cutest ever
virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
libra: weird as hell omg
scorpio: probably satan
sagittarius: cute and very sweet
capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
pisces: even more crayola than gemini

Ellie Goulding EG logo beanie

(via lovelygoulddiggers)

elliesjoy:

y’all pray for my cousin alex (queeenafey) 
ain’t nothing wrong with her, she just looks like ellie goulding

elliesjoy:

y’all pray for my cousin alex (queeenafey)
ain’t nothing wrong with her, she just looks like ellie goulding

thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

"Lmaooo… She left her Facebook open so I hacked into it!!! <3 Love Ya girliee xoxo (:"

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(via thecolorplaid)

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

(via cake-patronus)

foxnewsofficial:

please

sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.

(via biosh0ck-infinite)

alexandra breckenridge got me feeling moderately gay tonight what’s the deal

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